20 Funniest Things Overheard in the Goldman Sachs Elevator

The hilarious Twitter feed @GSElevator claims to reproduce snippets of conversation from the Goldman Sachs elevators in London, New York and Honk Kong. Of course, it might all be made up – but many of them have a chilling ring of truth to them. And many of them are hilarious. If you or anyone you know works for the vampire squid don’t forget to keep doing God’s work and email what you overhear to elevatorgoldman@gmail.com.