Corporate Phrase Generator

Corporate Phrase Generator

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Are you confused when people enthusiastically come out with corporate sounding phrases? Worried you're missing something? Fear not! The Corporate Phrase Generator will help you come up with your very own economic rubbish and if said with enough confidence people will think it's real.

We've managed to produce phrases like “harness extensible action-items”, “drive best-of-breed e-services” and “empower front-end experiences” which have ensured we remain invaluable in the workplace.

You can create your own using this site here. If anyone asks you what you mean simply raise your eyebrows, look around at your colleagues before laughing as if you think the question was a joke. You'll be CEO in no time.

Post your best creations in the comments box below.

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Alessandro Ferro
"architect granular synergies"
Rich Franklin
empower bricks-and-clicks vortals!

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