It’s not often that we look to Hugh Hefner for style tips, but we’re making an exception for this outrageously cool slipper. It takes a bold man to don this lavish pair, but your reward comes in the form of lad points – and lots of them. This velvet version is handmade in Italy and comes embroidered with a horse-and-jockey motif. We’ll see you in the grotto.

Ralph Lauren Collis Velvet Horse Slipper slippers, £500, ralphlauren.co.uk