Square Mile Confession: Caught With His Pants Down

Caught with his pants down

An ex-girlfriend of mine was at a bank's summer ball where she met what seemed like a nice fella. This was back in the day when the banks would think nothing of spending fifty grand on a party and this event had food stalls of every description, fairground rides and champers on tap. This chap and her got absolutely steaming drunk and, on leaving the party, decided to get jiggy with it in a side street. She straddled him and they were going hell for leather when she looked down and noticed that her beau had passed out. Disgusted at his lack of romance (!) she simply left him there asleep with his trousers by his ankles and his bits out for all to see. That poor bloke was still lying there slumped on the pavement on Friday morning as the early birds were getting into work. I don't think the relationship went much further after that promising start!

Cityboy says 'I absolve this young lady of all her sins - the man was clearly a cad with the love-making sensibilities of Ashley Cole. He deserved everything he got!'

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