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City Welcomes Plans To Shoot Underperforming Staff

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'Sickly' Euro Drafts Last Will and Testament

The eurozone is rumoured to have visited a top City solicitor and finalised its will as fears grow surrounding its survival.
The 10 Funniest Vandalised Signs

Vandalism is not big and it's not clever but it is very funny...
Mervyn King Even Worse Than Previously Thought

The Bank of England is warning that bank governor Mervyn King could be even more inept than had previously been feared.
Unemployment Falls 'Though Everything Else Remains Truly Awful'

Against the backdrop of a faltering euro, slashed growth forecasts and John Terry being called up to the England squad, unemployment has fallen by nearly 45,000, triggering a baby to smile in Newcastle.
Crowds Gather To Touch German Growth

Vast crowds have gathered after reports of surging economic growth in Germany forced ratings agencies to upgrade the German economy from veiny to muscular.
Joey Barton To Oversee Greek Election Crisis

Greece has appointed Queens Park Rangers midfielder Joey Barton as an election mediator as the country finalises preparations for its relegation to the third world.
The 15 Greatest Local Newspaper Stories

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JP Morgan Blames Huge Loss On Human Beings

JP Morgan says it is “confronting the uncomfortable possibility” that human beings could be to blame for the gigantic hole that has appeared in its accounts.