“George has already proved he’s an excellent liar - as you’ll know if you saw any of his last Budget,” joked friend, David Cameron.
Hosted by droll sit-down comedian, ‘Lord’ Leveson and his wry side-kick, Robert Jay, the Leveson show also announced a roster of top guests including some of the country’s most-loved liars.
They include John ‘Edwina Currie’ Major, Harriet ‘I Don’t Want To Be Leader’ Harman and a miserable Scottish man called Gordon who famously misled the whole country and spent all our money.
The Leveson Show today also announced a handful of live arena shows around the UK due to popular demand.
The Chancellor’s difficult task will be to sound more convincing than Leveson show regulars, father-and-son team, Rupert and James.
“My technique, which I’d recommend to George, was to pretend to have dementia whenever I was asked any questions,” said Rupert Murdoch. “My son James’s technique was to sound like a broken computer and pretend to forget everything that had ever happened to him.”
Mr Osborne will be quizzed on text messages he exchanged with Minister for Rhyming Slang, Jeremy Hunt, and is expected to blame everything on a junior adviser.
David Cameron is due to appear on Thursday and is expected to deliver all his lies via his hilarious glove puppet, Cleggers.
“With the Prime Minister, Chancellor and leader of the Opposition all appearing on the Leveson show this week we can expect excitement, fireworks and a thoroughly gripping spectacle,” said no one.
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