Square Mile Party Provokes Public Outrage
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Square Mile Party Provokes Public Outrage

Posted by Mark Hedley , Updated August 06, 2010 at 12:09 Comments (12)

Britain outraged as Square Mile magazine readers quaff champagne and jump into bed with scantily-clad lingerie models. And don’t even get the public started on the burlesque acts and fire-breathing dancers.

Did you or your mates miss “the largest party since the economic crash” (as the press is dubbing it)? If so, make sure you register – or send a link to squaremile.com – and you could be on the list for the next one.

Here at Square Mile, we’ve amazed even ourselves by out-flanking the Sun, Daily Star and even the Daily Mail on the right wing. The comments posted online have been fast and furious (and usually misspelt).

On the Daily Mail, ‘ru’ from Chesham, Bucks has really got his knickers in a twist: “Why are these lot not in prison for theft. Do we really want a society that rewards failure? If so then carry on allowing this. If not, then this must change and the only way we will see change is if we see these moraless financial thugs put where they deserve to be that is JAIL!”

John Galt on the Sky News comments board takes an interesting angle: “I feel nauseous from all this too, mostly though because I was at the party last night and drank far too many free drinks!”

While Gary from London helpfully pitches in with: “I also heard they were eating swan sandwiches...”

We’ll leave you with the voice of reason – in this case, Chris R D from South Yorkshire:

“The men and women who work in Britain's only successful industry are having a party. Why not? They earned it. If the failures stopped trying to blame the banks for their own lack of hard work and just got on with it then more businesses would be as successful as HSBC.”

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I think the real outrage is that most hard working city folk can't afford more than 1 Maserati these days (see pissed up bloke's comments in the Sky News video).

We are the masters of the universe after all...
My other Maserati's a Jag... etc.
Great Party!
It wasn't just the guys enjoying themselves - I had such a great night, trying to find myself a city boy! Thanks Square Mile mag!
Just as well the press weren't allowed to the official after party at Kanaloa, if the public thought that this was debauched...
That picture reminds me. I need to track that stripper down and get my squares of tin foil back.
Tell me about it! I went to my writing tableau this morning and all of my quills had disappeared. So frustrating.

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Granted, that Marilyn-alike's hot, but I bet she thinks the moon shines out of her arse...
At least it's not that death star from the last picture
HLH
Wow, that is not safe for work. Congratulations!
Hilarious... can't actually believe any sentient being was annoyed by this... personally found the sight of a gang of braying, pig-ugly, cliched twats, willfully stereotyping themselves to be funny as f****.

I'm a bit removed from this world, but do they genuinely, really wear shit like that? And look like that?

Hoo ha ha - if that's the "master of the universe'' we really are in as much shit as they'd have us all believe. Square mile indeed.
Couldn't make it up. Superb. Keep up the good work chaps!

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