Are you surviving on just the one Maserati this year?

If you happen to be the now infamous ‘one Maserati’ man, or you know who he is, we’re urging you to get in touch so we can reward him for his fine efforts.

"It's been a very hard few years. I have had to survive on my bonus and only one Maserati - that's how it is," the mystery banker told Sky News, while also claiming to have been forced to “downgrade to Windsor.”

Naturally, we’ve been hugely distressed by the news that one of our own has fallen on such desperately hard times, so we’re keen to redress the balance with a suitably luxurious reward.

To claim your prize, send an email to editorial@squareupmedia.com with proof that it’s you. And you’d better make it good: we’ll know if you’re lying.

We’re also urging the four Gekko-alikes below to get in touch so we can make sure you’re the first on the list for all our future events.

As if being a Square Mile reader weren't rewarding enough already...