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Nick Clegg Apologises ‘For Being Born’
Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg has apologised profusely for being born, and stressed it will never happen again.
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New Embarrassment As Topless Photos Of King Emerge
Bank of England Governor Mervyn King was today in hiding after explicit images of his nude torso were published in specialist magazine Pale 'n' Bouncy.
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Mackney's Master Class: How To Survive Going To Outer Space
As you’ll have garnered from last issue’s cover feature, the first trips to space are already taking bookings and it’s essential you get yourself aboard. You might think that nipping into orbit for a few minutes and then coming back is problem-free, but space travel is fraught with dangers. Some tips on how to cope with your first trip from Richard Mackney, who has spent the last nine years collecting his own ectoplasm.
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Mackney's Master Class: How To Fit In With The Yachting Set
Sailing is the 21st century way to do business. A place where connections are made, deals done, and friendships forged. It’s essential to be able to mix comfortably in sailing circles but it’s easier than you think, thanks to these helpful tips from Richard Mackney, 2009 title-holder of 'Hampshire’s Wettest Man'.
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City Braced For Parade Of Olympics Bandwagon
City workers are expected to come out in their handfuls for Monday’s parade of government ministers clinging to the Olympics bandwagon.
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Downing Street To Host Regular Farmers’ Market In Bid To Boost Economy
Here's a list of 20 Things the Coalition is doing to increase growth.
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Osborne ‘Privately Reshuffled’ By PM
Chancellor George Osborne has been subjected to a vigorous and private reshuffling from David Cameron, sources claim.
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Mackney's Master Class: How To Shoot Grouse
Grouse shooters have looked forward to the ‘Glorious 12th’ each year since the Game Act of 1831. But it can be daunting for newbies. Here are some top tips from Richard Mackney, recently found not guilty after an ‘incident’ at his local Tesco Metro.
Crunch Bunch: £1.3m Bra
Crunch Bunch: Venus of Cupertino iPad Docking Station
Crunch Bunch: Black Astrum
Crunch Bunch: Fonderie 47 Cufflinks
Crunch Bunch: £40k Headphones
The third Square Mile Pool Tournament
Small Cap Awards winners announced
St George's Day at Leadenhall Market
The Square Mile Run Club tackles Broadgate
Square Mile's Sanctuary Spa evening
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