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London 2012 Boosts Economy Through Sale of Miniature London Buses
Britain is being guided out of recession through the extensive sale of miniature double-decker buses to unsuspecting tourists with no taste.
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Mackney's Master Class: How To Get Away With A Crime
Richard Mackney takes you through all you need to know about escaping the long arm of the law...
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Mackney's Master Class: How To Get Fit
The sight this summer of Olympic athletes performing incredible feats is bound to inspire you to get fit in the vain hope that you can do what they do. Why not follow Richard Mackney's (unhelpful) guide to getting in shape...
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Mackney's Master Class: How To Skive Off Work
With all the stresses of the City, a summer of televised sport, and a potential glimmer of sunshine, the temptation to take a few days off work may be too much. But doing it clumsily could result in disciplinary action or even dismissal. So here are some useful tips from Richard Mackney who successfully managed to skive work for 18 continuous years.
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Police Warn Of Violent Gangs Of Barclays Executives
The police have issued a warning to the public about gangs of former Barclays senior executives roaming the streets of Britain, saying they should not be approached or given money.
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Eurozone Remains Weak, Says Everyone
The Eurozone is weak, will remain weak and may never be strong again, said everyone who was asked and some who weren't.
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Bank Of England Pours ‘Mysterious Liquid' Into Economy
The Bank of England was arrested half way up the M6 yesterday after it was spotted decanting a mystery substance into the economy, then watching it smoke.
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Bob Diamond ‘To Retrain As Masseur’
Outgoing Barclays boss Bob Diamond has begun a short course in sensual massage after spotting an advert at his local Jobcentre Plus.
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