1. Harley Davidson 'Discover More' rider

Fancy buying a Harley and hitting the open road for a couple of months? Bad news, you're having a midlife crisis – but we say embrace it. Harley Davidson is looking for someone to become its Discover More 2015 rider: your mission will be to drive around Europe with a film crew, seeking out the best riding experiences. Oh, you'll also be paid €25,000 and you get to keep the Harley Street Glide Special. Sounds like our kind of crisis.

For more info and to apply, visit riderwanted.harley-davidson.com

2. Chauffeur to the Queen

If you happen to have an unnatural obsession with the Queen, Kate and Wills or, um, corgis, then this one's for you. The Queen's looking for a new chauffeur to shuttle her and her family around on their many royal engagements. Ok, so the salary's slightly less than hers – it pays £24k – but perks include free meals and living quarters. We're shotgunning the royal suite, Liz.

For more information or to apply, visit theroyalhousehold.tal.net

3. Port Lockroy Assistant

London getting you down with all its warmth, people and money? Don't worry, a four-month stint in the Antarctic will sort you out. You'll be running Port Lockroy's post office, where the average temperature is -10°C and the annual salary is £13k. There's no internet, no running water or heating, but on the plus side you'll have 2,000 penguins to keep you company. They won't be able to talk, obviously, but they'll be more civilised company than your City colleagues…

For more information and to apply, visit ukaht.org